Who?

I live in an old house which has an outside privy, and it has come to my attention that the spider who lives in there doesn't have a name. Pretty poor show on my part, and given that a christening service at the local church will be quite expensive, I hereby name him Boris. God save him, and all who flush him down the toilet.

Water works!

Not only does my new washing machine have a full on digital display that could probably pick up HD TV channels if it was tuned in properly, but it also has a little light that comes on inside the unit when you open the door. It's like an oven, but with water!

Stairway to Devon

Am I the only one who thinks that people who try to walk up two steps at a time look weird.  There's something just wrong about it as their knees end up almost hitting their chin.

Bovine misadventure

If I find something amusing enough to warrant a blog entry but don't have time to pen the whole story, I tend to write down a few words to remind me later.  On this occasion I wrote the words 'bovine misadventure' but I simply cannot work out what I was thinking.  I'm guessing it was either rude, disgusting or just funny, but I'm really not sure where to start.

As ever, answers on a postcard...