What's in a name?

It's always disappointing when you read too much into a situation. For example, today I went to the 'One Day Cleaning' shop so that I could get some clothes cleaned and returned by tomorrow....wrong....the reason for their name is that they only open on Thursdays!

I was going to have them under the Trade Descriptions Act, but I suspect they're in the clear!!!

Double standards!

Why do women think it's really cute when babies fall asleep whilst being fed, but then give their husbands such grief when they fall asleep 'on the job'?

If you want to get ahead...

...get a hat. The problem is that everyone else looks good in a beanie....whilst I look like an idiot. It must be something to do with the shape of my head.

Knowing me, knowing you...

How many times have you waved at someone thinking you know them and then it hits you that you don't? Could be worse though...you could have run up behind them and pinched their bottom!