Wanted!

How often have you been tempted to advertise something slightly crude in the 'Part Time Positions' section of the local paper? I can think of some, but no doubt you can think of your own!!!

Oh, it's just me is it?

Funny guy

I've reached that stage where my daughter thinks I'm the funniest person alive. I don't have to do very much to get a smile, a laugh or even sometimes a shriek of delight. After much thought, I've decided to embrace this and I now try to get a laugh at every opportunity...in the vain hope that it will somehow dull the pain when she's in her teens and she publicly says how much she hates me and that I don't love her anymore.

More mysteries...

See entry on the January 9th...

Having walked passed the house again today, there are now two umbrellas upside down on the sofa. The large black golf umbrella has been joined by its smaller, briefcase sized cousin.

I still can't work it out.

Size matters...

You always get the suspicion that when they forecast six inches of snow, the amount you actually get will be dependent on the sex of the weather forecaster!!!