Hello boys...

The tube was so crowded this morning that I spent what I thought was an enjoyable 15 minutes bouncing off the breasts of the lady behind me. I say I thought it was enjoyable.....it was at the time, but when I turned round at my journey's end I found that she looked like the product of an ill fated drunken romp between Satan and a wooly mammoth.

Jobs for the boys?

There was a bloke on the train this morning in a suit, a silly Obelix style hat and a Pac Man belt. Surely with that lack of self respect he must be a computer programmer.

Added bonus!

I recently got great service in my local hairdressers which markets itself as being perfect for aurally impaired people....but I did only ask for a blow dry!

One way traffic...

You know the journey to work will be fraught with problems when the announcer says "The eastbound service to Stratford is currently going westbound so it needs to turn round before it gets here...".

Hardly instils confidence does it?

Laugh and the world laughs with you!

Driving up to see my parents last weekend I was stuck in a traffic jam when something got my attention to my right. So I turned to see what it was and was amazed to see a bloke painted up as a clown leaning out of his car window smiling at me and waving.

After the amusing double take, all I could do was laugh and applaud him! Nutter.