I think I am going to lobby the train operators into changing the internal layout of their carriages as it strikes me that there are effectively three types of passenger and all should get their own well defined area.
Firstly there are those who can afford first class tickets and they should continue to have wider seats, sliding glass door separators and those little bits of paper to protect the head rests on seats.
Secondly, an area for middle class kind of people. You know, the solid, hard working joe bloggs who do a long day in the city and travel back to the countryside at the end of each day to spend a lovely evening in front of the fire (velour smoking jacket optional).
Lastly a compartment for smelly people who don't seem to take a shower, who had spicy food with garlic in it for tea yesterday, and generally have questionable personal hygiene.
Enough said.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
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