The Bishop (as in 'tugging the...')

Thank you to the bloke on the platform this morning who decided he needed to rearrange his 'tackle' in view of everyone. A nice touch was the way he actually went onto tip toes right at the end of his act and had one final aggressive tug. Eight out of ten for artistic integrity. Nought out of ten for wearing cheap, grey, track suit bottoms......if only I had seen him park his beat up white van in the car park...