Imagine my surprise when I was sorting through the attic and stumbled across the Ark of the Covenant. This mystical object has been missing for nearly two thousand years and hey presto it appears in my loft.
The question is, what to do with it now? Obvious options include putting it on display in the British Museum, using it as a trinket box or taking it to the Antiques Roadshow for a valuation. I prefer the latter just to see the look on Michael Aspel's face.
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