The lines are drawn...

At the wedding of one of my bestest friends was a very attractive, if not alternatively turned out, lady who, at first sight, sported stockings with the line up the back of her legs.  On closer inspection (and actually it wasn't that close as I asked my wife to check just in case I was missing something), I realised that the lines were actually tatooes and she wasn't actually wearing any stockings!

Now, she looked great, but I can't help thinking that these lines could look a bit odd in a few years time when nature had taken its toll.

Who wants a 40 year old lady with wobbly stockings......oh OK maybe someone, somewhere...