Nice handywork

I received a voucher for an Indian Head Massage as a wedding present, and finally got round to organising it a few weeks back.  It was rather a pleasant experience, but I think I was a little tense throughout the massage as I wanted to make sure I didn't relax too much and fart uncontrollably.

The one thing that worried me was that afterwards I found out that the lady doing the massage also specialises in colonic irrigation.  I hope she washed her hands before she started on me.