Three things the midwife never told you:
- a hot bath, a hot curry and hot sex do actually work
- push like you're having a crap
- don't tell the dad that the little one looks like their uncle Henry
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ear trumpet n. a horn-shaped device formerly used to direct sound into the ear of a hearing-impaired person. they come in all shapes and sizes. how true that is in life.
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