Thinking of others

I must have too much time on my hands on the train in the mornings. I've now had a chance to reword the sign on the back of the seats that have more legroom (near the doors):

Please show consideration for others and give this seat up when required. This seat is intended for:

- fat people
- mouth breathers
- that boy with a spiky bowl cut, acute acne and more bling than the royal family

Please remember the need for this seat may not be immediately obvious (unless they are wearing a shell suit).